Joe Biden met with the Pope.
There was widespread criticism that he is not actually Catholic given
the many heretical statements he has made that directly contradict the core teaching
of the Catholic church, his dubious election to the office, and the rampant sex
scandals under his administration. Some people
even said the some of same things about Joe Biden.
A pilot says ‘Let’s Go Braves!’ as his Southwest Flight
takes off out of Houston. A reporter mishears
it as “Let’s Go Brandon”. She storms the
cockpit and twitter-starts a national political firestorm claiming the pilot
represented a terroristic danger.
Members of the fair and unbiased media leapt into action to claim the pilot
was likely so deranged that he might fly the plane into the ground based on
this statement. There was a wave of
media reports calling for the pilot and the entire crew to be fired. Also some commentators demanded that the pilots
entire family and children be permanently barred from hold jobs due to the risk
of radicalization they represent. Zero reporters
actually bothered to ask if it really happened.
It was all fake news, and it exposed who the actual dangerous lunatics
are in our society.
Carbon emissions represent a clear and present danger the
future of humanity. And also 400+ private
jets are required to fly all the fancy people to Glasgow to talk about why
excessive carbon emissions are a danger, and how you little people need to stop
driving cars.
The Climate Summit people can accurately predict the climate
in 100 years. They are demanding that we
all switch to electric cars because of the accuracy of those dire
predictions. Also, they failed to correctly
calculate the number of electric car charging stations required at the event,
and so many cars attending the Summit were unable to find a place to recharge.
American Airlines is experiencing ‘bad weather’ resulting in
the cancellation of over 2,000 fights. This
has nothing to do with vaccine mandates, and everything to do with bad weather.
In unrelated news, American Airline is shocked to learn that the traveling public
can see the weather maps that indicate clear skies over 90% of North America.
The COVID vaccines are being approved for children, the group
that is statistically the safest from the effects of the disease. No discussion of the potential side effects of
the vaccine being more dangerous than the disease for this age group is permitted
on social media. In completely unrelated
news, new outlets have begun running stories about how “heart attacks in kids
are more common that you think” and ‘strokes in children are rare, but you shouldn’t
be surprised…”. These stories are in NO
WAY connected to the upcoming wave of vaccines being forced on children despite
there being zero evidence that COVID is a threat to children.
The COVID vaccine was approved for children despite the lack
of long-term data on the effects because, in the words of one of the approving
committee members ‘we have to give it to kids to find out what happens to them’. In unrelated news, Ivermectin and Hydroxychloroquine
remain banned because despite millions of doses being administered over many
years around the world, there is not enough data to take the risk of allowing
doctors to prescribe that medicine for adults.
Joe Biden fell asleep during the opening speeches of the Climate
Summit. I don’t blame him. Who could remain conscious for long with all
that droning idiocy?
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