I Think I Am Sensing a Pattern Here…

Normal American People: Hey, it looks like you might be using the pandemic as an excuse to loosen voting safeguards and tamper with election results by mailing out millions of ballots, using unsupervised ballot collection boxes, ballot harvesting, and conducting secretive ballot counting…

Radical Lefty Democrat: We would never do any such thing.  We are insulted that you would even think so!.  This is ridiculous that you would question the integrity of the vote!  You are undermining faith in election integrity merely by asking the question!

NAP: OK, then you won’t mind if we pass a law saying you must abide by the election rules we had before the pandemic?

RLD:  What?!?  You fascist! You anti-American racist homophobes! You’re destroying democracy!! We must be allowed to mail out millions of untraceable ballots and conduct the counting away from your prying eyes in order to ensure election integrity!!  Minorites can’t be expected to vote without our help! All future elections will be stolen if you demand that ballots be linked to an eligible voter and prevent people from voting more than once!

 

NAP: Hey, we noticed you’re teaching Critical Race Theory to little children in order to radicalize them into little America-hating, self-loathing communists that will help you destroy Western Civilization.

RLD: We would never do any such thing… Critical Race Theory is an obscure legal theory only taught in college.  We aren’t teaching CRT to school children! 

NAP: OK then… Do you mind if we pass a law banning Critical Race Theory from grade schools?

RLD: What??!?!? You racist, xenophobic, bigoted, clan-hood wearing fascist!!!  Children must learn the true history of America!! The must learn to hate the US as an evil, rotten, disgusting country that needs to be destroyed so that we can rebuild it as a racial justice-based utopia!!  Skin color is the most important thing!!! Your children need to learn to hate themselves!!! You transphobic scuzzball!

 

NAP: Hey, we noticed that you’re teaching queer gender theory to kindergartners in an effort to normalize your weird fetishes and drive a wedge between children and their parents.  This will allow you to create a generation of emotionally disturbed, sexually perverted Democrat foot soldiers that hate their parents, themselves, and all of civilization.

RLD:  We are not grooming children. This is crazy talk!!  We would never do any such thing! Our curricula are laser focused on reading writing and arithmetic.  We are molding the future of America!!!

NAP: Well, then you won’t mind if we pass a law banning the sexual grooming of kindergartners

RLD:  What??!?!?!   You trans-phobic piece of garbage! Children will die if we’re not allowed to teach them to masturbate in public schools, and they will die again if I’m not allowed to parade my perverse, abnormal lifestyle in front of them!  The future is queer and we are coming for your children!! Children are much more susceptible to programming at this age, and parents have no say in their kids’ education and should stay the fuck out of the classroom!!!

NAP:  Hey, we noticed you’re using social media platforms like Twitter to censor information such as the contents of Hunter Biden‘s laptop thus influencing the outcome of the presidential election.

RLD:  Our algorithms are designed to be evenhanded, fair-minded and they’re only there to prevent hateful comments of the most vile nature… Twitter is deeply committed to freedom of speech!

NAP: Oh, so you won’t mind if Elon Musk buys Twitter just to check and make sure that you’re playing fair

RLD:  What?!?! Insane conspiracy weirdo! Evil, fascist, homophobic billionaires buying social media platforms is the end of civilization as we know it! Allowing actual free speech on a free speech platform is completely against the core mission of Twitter! You have no right to interfere with the narrative!  WE CONTROL THE NARRATIVE!!!!