In the News -- Last Week

Let’s see if I understand this week’s news correctly:

The Pentagon admitted that in an effort to look tough and retaliate against ISIS for a deadly terrorist attack that killed 13 US Marines, Joe Biden murdered an innocent aid worker and his young children via drone strike.

Inflation is under control, as long as you factor out food, gasoline, building materials and other commodities that have seen massive spikes in prices.

The Biden administration reviewed the situation in Afghanistan, where hundreds of Americans remain trapped, where women are being raped and beaten and forced to wear burkas, where former US allies are being executed, and tartly protested that there were not enough women in senior roles the newly formed government.

Fox News was shooting helicopter video footage of ten thousand illegal migrants swarming the border in Del Rio, Texas, so Biden quickly leapt into action and ordered the airspace over the border crossing closed to civilian aircraft so we can’t see any more video.

Biden praised antibody treatments to save the lives of those infected with COVID, but then he changed the allocation of those life-saving treatments from ‘states have the most sick people get the most treatments’ to ‘red states who have governors that I don’t like get less allocation’.

Nancy Pelosi said, yes, yes, China is committing genocide, and oppressing Hong Kong, and being militarily aggressive, and more, but the important thing is that we can work with them on Climate Change, so it’s all good.

The Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff had calls with the Chinese Army promising to warn them in the event of a US attack. And also, that he usurped the authority of the President by ordering that all military actions be approved by him, not the President.

The rich don’t have to wear masks while at a charity ball, but the servant help does have to wear masks. Also, the Mayor of San Francisco does not have to wear a mask. Because, reasons.

AOC wore a dress made by 'an oppressed woman of color' that was emblazoned with 'tax the rich' to a $35,000 a plate fund raiser. The 'oppressed woman of color' dressmaker is married to an heir to the Seagram's fortune, and she currently owes $135,000 in back taxes

Biden is going home to Delaware again this weekend, reason unspecified. And why not? Things are going so well!